我哥在光腚

有才神曲,我哥在光腚:

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神曲:wrong hole

传闻有好心人将中文字幕版的传到YouTube上,不过YouTube上的视频很多囧友都看不到,这个是没有字幕版的,小囧把歌词也贴出来,看不懂英文的童鞋可以去google翻译一下,看看:

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哈哈,谢谢Submitted童鞋投递过来的中文字幕版的神曲:wrong hole:
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史上最囧MV:wrong hole
歌词:
I took her on a date things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it’ll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don’t feel defiled
It’s a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark I couldn’t see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I’d rather if she didn’t)

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that’s why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don’t pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics

If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That’s how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

I’ve got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don’t know baby I’m no Sodomite
Can’t we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It’s so much fun and we don’t need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

神曲:贾君鹏你妈喊你回家吃饭

贾君鹏回家了没?百度魔兽世界吧里充满了大伙对贾君鹏的想念和呼喊,大家都成了贾家的亲戚了,甚至为他写歌,这首歌注定要成为网络神曲:贾君鹏你妈喊你回家吃饭:(附歌词)

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歌词:
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杨教授也顶不住的Loli神曲

无敌了!小囧顶不住提前退场,童鞋们,LOLI控们,请前仆后继,这首loli神曲应当写入史册:

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